The Salesmen

Welcome to the era of exaggeration. We sell the hype, you buy it. 


Of course at first, you might be a little reluctant to join in with the choruses of unbridled dedication, of complete and utter submission to our 'products', but worry not. We have our ways. With our charisma and charm you'll find us completely irresistible to the senses. No-one resists us. You might hear some parties talking about how we force our 'products' down the customer's throat. We like to put it differently. It's an acquired taste, we just help you acquire it. Once you do, you'll fall in love. Everyone does. Everyone has to. 


If we had it our way, you wouldn't have much choice. Then again, we always get our way.


Our brand of sales is much more than your usual door-to-door selling. It's like a nice, warm version of mass hysteria. Instead of panicking out of fear and stress, everyone enjoys the loss of control over their emotions. It's lovely. We're positive that we'll convert you. You won't even notice how far we bend your will to our cause. 


You'll love it. We'll make sure of that.

3 comments:

Anonymous | 29 January 2012 at 01:22

Whatever that is you're referring to, it must be something bad. People are just into shit nowadays. Nice post, anyway.

klcitizen cikgunormah | 29 January 2012 at 14:44

made me thinking of all the iphones...

ninotaziz | 18 February 2012 at 17:30

Killer observation.

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